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Pedicure season

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have!

The Notebook

Ecard // Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text // the notebook

Which makes me wonder why people go to exotic places to get drunk and sleep all day. LOL

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

This is so wrong, but hilarious!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Yep except I don't have a dog so it's my cat...

Everyone I know is having babies and telling adorable stories about them - and I'm just over here like 'guess what my dog did today.' Not gonna lie though, my dogs are awesome!

I will!

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Not sayin' I hate you, but attack by honey badgers

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.


Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Your Opinion about My Life - Paying Bills

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.