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"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

Untitled (I told my therapist about you) by Mike Monteiro

Untitled (I told my therapist about you)

I told my therapist about you.Of course, you are the reason I'm in therapy.

48. I like You - 63 #Quotes about #Friendship ... → #Inspiration #Female

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. Yup, this one fits me and my hubby too. We're both weird, just in different ways.

Sooo true. Showing new people around the office and I walked right into the wall.... How can that not be sexy?

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

This happens quite often! LOL

I'm in a fucking shit mood. Like everyone and everything can fuck off. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck it.

Why would you think such a thing?

Yeah, this is me. There is at least some sarcasm in everything I say.