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I'm a life saver at least 4 days a week!
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i put this under "nurse" category instead of "funny" because sometimes as a nurse, we not only need to save a pt's life but may need to refrain from ending it :)

Does it count as saving someone's life if you just refrain from killing them?>> I would be a life saver then! Saving millions of lives a day!

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I'm a life saver at least 4 days a week!

I'm a life saver at least 4 days a week!

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The one that makes your blood boil...!!
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It's not worth the jail time.It's not worth the jail time.

I like this, but I must say I am at the point in my life that I am not afraid to do jail time.

Definitely not worth the jail time! I'm too high maintenance.would never make it in jail!

For me, "jail time" is sinning against God and facing the consequences

The one that makes your blood boil...!!

The one that makes your blood boil...!!
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If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. | Workplace Ecard
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To every nurse manager and supervisor

It bothers me so much that my manager has no idea how to be a waitress but she sure knows how to tell me how to be one!

good thing for a manager to keep in mind

Yep, My boss

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. | Workplace Ecard

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. | Workplace Ecard
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first Instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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This is totally me in public. Pets all the dogs, avoids eye contact & "walks with purpose" otherwise.

Actually my first instinct when I see any living thing is to smile really big to show them how happy they make me (although some animals probably take that the wrong way, lol)

Yep so true and well deserved I think as animals are usually waaay nicer than people

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first Instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello".  My first Instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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Oh my goodness I hate hearing this too!

This is one of my grammar pet peeves

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Speech and grammar are real hard for some :)

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Oh goodness yes. Then I wouldn't have most of the communication problems I have from day to day. xD
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I'd use that font all the time. Than maybe people would get it when I text them using this font!

yup this would make my life easier

True, but if you word it correctly, you don't need a special font.

This is actually a good idea -- Sarcasm Font, so people can tell when you're being sarcastic over the internet

Oh goodness yes. Then I wouldn't have most of the communication problems I have from day to day. xD

Oh goodness yes. Then I wouldn't have most of the communication problems I have from day to day. xD
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha this is what happens at our meetings. I could be in my room grading papers or something.
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work humor so true

sounds like meetings around here office humor

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening.So True

I hate work. you hate work. we all hate work!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha this is what happens at our meetings. I could be in my room grading papers or something.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha this is what happens at our meetings. I could be in my room grading papers or something.

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This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

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Nope,  nothing

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Describes my day perfectly lol

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Describes my day perfectly lol

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Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

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My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

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#rhetorical lol how many times I've said that and got my answer!

Same reason I've stopped asking, "Can this get any worse?" Well, yes, as a matter of fact it can & usually does get worse.

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