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If this isn't the truest depiction of alcohol I've ever read.... LOL!! Honest Alcohol Labels

Honest Alcohol Labels

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

For my sisters in law! :)

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

Bahahaha!! I am pretty sure we think this about a few people.

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True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though. Hahah caption was too funny to get rid of

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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

I know right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

I don't know karate but, I do know crazy and, I'm not afraid to use it.

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

I am so going to use this one when I am telling someone no.  I so love this.

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Not that I don't like raisin cookies...but when I'm in the mood for a chocolate chip cookie...by golly, I want a chocolate chip cookie!

Real Life Wednesday: On Being Creatively... MEH

Not that I don't like raisin cookies.but when I'm in the mood for a chocolate chip cookie.for goodness sake I want a chocolate chip cookie!


"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

Prick? No...cactus!!!

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Dear Edward Cullen

i love peter pan i love peter pan. i love peter pan. go die edward.