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Funny pictures about Every girl's dream. Oh, and cool pics about Every girl's dream. Also, Every girl's dream photos.

Every girl’s dream - Just for Fun!

Every girls dream. excuse the bad word, but oh so true.

All about humor, comics, fun, laugh and giggle.

YYYEEESSSS!!!!!!

YYYEEESSSS!!!!!!

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Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
Find this Pin and more on Random by Lisa Kumar.
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Very True! Do this all the time, this is a cute outfit, but I can't wear it on a Tuesday! So I take it off and make it a Friday outfit. If I don't, then I end up wearing a Monday dress on a Saturday night.

So true! When I'm in front of my closet picking an outfit there's a list of questions.one of them "Is today worth this outfit?

I also won't wear new clothes unless I know I will have time to do my hair and make-up. Like it's a first date for my shirt or something.

fashion is art you live your life in / sad but true on imgfave

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
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So true...
Find this Pin and more on Humor, Ark Ark!! by Marie Kelm.
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Oh my gosh! This is so me! I've been known to restart the dryer many times for the same load!

I don’t feel like folding laundry. Yep, I've done it,

I've done this a time or two. Also if I should iron something, I put it in the dryer for a bit.

I've actually taken clothes from closet, splashed on them then tossed in dryer. I hate to iron!

So true...

So true...
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Punch you in the face
Find this Pin and more on Mars Ultor (Ares) by CreeperGirl.
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One Day My Patience Will Run Out, And I Will Punch You In The Face. Very Hard! (This was one of my favorite quotes ever and it def spoke volumes of how I felt and almost what I was going to seriously do to a certain someone)

I want to punch people in the face all the time. Too bad it is illegal, I'm not joking either!

sadly so true.I say far too often that I would like to punch people in the face :)

Everyone always thought I had no patience. I have lots of patience, I think.

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Lol! Yes!! And when your finally in it feels like your in a football field tackling any obstacle in the way till TOUCHDOWN! Hahaha! Is this too much:P
Find this Pin and more on RANDOM!! by Deven Denemark.
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Yearning to pee and can't get in the door. Story of my life!

So true! Any other time, when ya aint gotta pee, the door opens right up!

So true and reminds me of my Granny Jean freaking out trying to open her front door b/c she needed to pee so bad. "Oh dear Jesus, Oh LORD help me! Oh dear God!

the question i ask everytime i have to pee while unlocking a door

Lol! Yes!! And when your finally in it feels like your in a football field tackling any obstacle in the way till TOUCHDOWN! Hahaha! Is this too much:P

Lol! Yes!! And when your finally in it feels like your in a football field tackling any obstacle in the way till TOUCHDOWN! Hahaha! Is this too much:P
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lol true !!!!
Find this Pin and more on Make me laugh! by R Virk.
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totally do this.and have a horrible fear of my shoe falling off (but the fear of touching the toilet with my hand trumps my ballet flats everytime)

Also never sit down or hold it until I go home. I also open the door with a paper towel.

This is true. I'm a paranoid germ freak when it comes to public bathrooms

Not touching those. Of course, this all started because I used to cover my ears when I was little when I flushed (loud toilets!) and therefore had to use my foot.

lol true !!!!

lol true !!!!
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handy tip!
Find this Pin and more on Good to know by Anna Wilson.
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This made me laugh :))House Cleaning Tip "Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

handy tip!

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When you really want to slap someone...

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Haaaaa

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

A nice loud swearword just feels so gosh darn satifsying sometimes.

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I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

When I say 'hang out' I really mean, 'smoke weed and have high sex together'.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I say 'hang out' I really mean, 'smoke weed and have high sex together'.

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Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

i can't help it. i always do this.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

I'm guilty of doing this :)  Lisa M

I totally do this, except I never thought of it being"socially acceptable", just whether it is an easy typo or completely dumb mistake!

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"Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards" -Lewis Carroll

I pinned this from you, dear Maud and it is perfect for this board...So may I pin it in your honor beautiful hearted Maud?     Happy Holidays Maud and Everyone XXX's and OOO's

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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