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The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour

My son is so smart... He insists on giving all the toys he's outgrown to his baby sister.

Truth: "Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER! I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord. Too funny.

"Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer."

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Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

#cactuspride #grandfinaleorbust!

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

Lol...sad but true!!

I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Lol! That person would be my mother. She will just randomly stop in front of you like she ran out of batteries or something.

It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

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