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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

I dont make enough money to go on vacation

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

I know its your fb page and you can say whatever the hell you want to say, but then I am seeing it so I'll react however the hell I want to react....

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

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Speed Dating - Quote & Saying About Dating We All Make Bad Choices Sometimes

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

100 percent true. They'd just lick you to death, whereas I would beat you to death.

Bred To Attack, They are Retarded and Bite, Maim and Kill their Owners or Handlers, Vote to Eradicate Pitbulls, Please Donte to Children Who Are Maimed From PittBulls.

Common Sense is so rare these days, it should be Classified as a Super Power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.