I happen to be a Hufflepuff, and am very offended by the first one.
Muggleborns at Hogwarts
Muggleborns at Hogwarts. < I really hate the assumption that muggleborns would be all... lame. Like there would never be a jock or hipster muggleborn like real life who would be above this childish stuff. Fun ideas, but really ridiculous theories.
Harry Potter and the Movie of Sass. That's why his hair is so big, it's full of sarcasm. << xD
AMERICANS ARENT THAT DUMB U SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR THE FIRST BOOK!!! WE STUDIED ANCIENT GREECE!! WE KNOW WHAT A PHILOSOPHER IS!!!