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Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).

Reasons I haven't committed murder today: 1) I don't want to go to prison. ... yeah, that's all I got.

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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

You prove over and over just what a complete Fucking idiot you are.  Stop it.  It's ridiculous.  Grow up bitch.

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!

Free, Confession Ecard: My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm  the best a man can get.  Also I will cut you.

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you. This is awesome !

She MAY have overdone the make up this morning, as she's DEAD tired so did her make up terribly ☑️

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Funny Confession Ecard: It's not that I don't like you. oh wait, yes, yes it is.

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

I know people like this. The fact that someone is a self righteous condescending bitch and always has been doesn't make it acceptable. Just makes me hate them More and think that you're an idiot for allowing them to be so rude on purpose

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

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I know, I don't have to be this sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with & I'm not one to be wasteful.

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

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