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The INTJ life. if we're going to make small talk, it must be worth it.

Diary of a Mad Woman: Divorce is like death, and other phrases that make me punch you

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

IEP thoughts....

This is how I feel during group projects at school. I swear I feel like I am always stuck with the dumbest fucking people who are super lazy.

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson.

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"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Pirate!

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

If sex between 3 people is threesome and between 2 people is twosome. Now i understand why people call you handsome.

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

I'm Lost in Books: INSTAGRAM MINI-CHALLENGE: Bloggiesta Sept. 2014

Before the word "hashtag" came along, the # was called a "number sign." Remember that? I, for one, find "hashtags" to be totally stupid and annoying!

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

I LOVE food!

Half-Marathon Training {Day 2}

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

Three? Try thirty. -E

"Congratulations you have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times." Your eCards

ME...except I don't think I come off as a bitch.

Truth is I get jealous easily because what’s mine is mine. I’m stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I don’t give a f*ck because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things and probably come off as a bitch to simply guard myself.

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