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My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. This must be a statement from my oldest son David!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Exactly Lol

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

SO guilty. It's the worse. It's involuntary, fyi!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Freak - A person who is envied cause they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and has no need or desire to follow the flock.

Fly Your Own Freak Flag

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

"I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny." This what happens to university students.

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

oh yes - thumbs up for outer discipline

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Very true, especially when you are someplace where you are supposed to be quiet.  All of a sudden, you notice something funny (like something comical a baby in the audience does, etc.) and you feel like you have to run out because you know that you are about to start laughing hysterically.  Ha Ha!

Don't Laugh

Mom and I would crack up laughing at the worst times. We might have been in church laughing or in a restaurant or movie. Mom was so fun and gullible. I miss her huge smile and her ability to laugh nonstop until our stomach hurt

i love you quote - Google Search

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Oh sweet baby jesus I needed this! You're not worth going to jail over haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

I just like pretty things :)

This is so true! I look at stuff I wish I had for my wedding and def. stuff I can't afford for a house but a girl can dream!

happens all the time...

Funny pictures about When you spell a word correctly. Oh, and cool pics about When you spell a word correctly. Also, When you spell a word correctly.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

You definitely should NOT have googled your symptoms. | 17 Admittedly Pathetic Thoughts Everyone With A Cold Has Definitely Had #lol #sick #webmd

17 Admittedly Pathetic Thoughts Everyone With A Cold Has Definitely Had

Funny pictures about WebMD definition. Oh, and cool pics about WebMD definition. Also, WebMD definition photos.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow

"I already want to take a nap tomorrow." this is so me because I love naps!

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