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funny quote young enough to know i can old enough to know better stupid enough to do it anyway

Stop asking why I'm still single... funny quote I have said the latter to a friend before though. Out of love! (She is the only one allowed to ask!)

Stop asking why I'm still single.I am asked y I'm still single I don't know maybe I should start askin them that lol

Got me there ...

Good thing I'm funny! =) "My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Bahahaha. ..Love it!!

Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

It's not just something ugly people say. Beauty is truly on the inside.

Ever looked at your best friend?

Ever looked at your best friend and thought, "why aren't we comedians?" Yeah, Mingo why?

Pretty much my life.. -The Fault In Our Stars | Humor

Teenager post: Fault in our Stars parody - "the thing about food is that it demands to be eaten" - the fault in our diets


Sleeping in could easily be my superpower, if not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.

So true, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

When you come out of the storm, you won't be the same person that walked in. That's what the storm is all about. --Haruki Murakami Sometimes it's hard to have faith that the storm will end.


Bad news is: You cannot make people like, love understand, validate, accept, or be nice to you. You can`t control them either. Good news is: IT DOESN`T MATTER.

Stop saying "Everything happens for a reason." It's called causality & is a basic law of physics.

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes


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HA HA HA...This is so me. My kids sink in their seats but I don't care...

i was in the car on my way to my granny and grandpa's house and i was dancing and every time someone came past me they just stared. it was funny but i love dancing to much to stop!

Can you relate? XD

One more episode, then I'll go to sleep.I'm watching Doctor Who. And every other TV show fandom of mine.