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My kids complained about the music I was playing int he car, so I told them to get out and run and see if the music was any better out there.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

Funny maybe, but TRUE!

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

INFP and other intraverts...we are social butterflies but anxiety keeps us from being among large crowds. Give me a room of 50 people and I'll know every one, but I'll only pay attention to 3. Room of 100, I'm out the door.

Introvert problems, I got 'em. Story of my life.few people that don't fall into that nah category

Thank You Christian Grey for having my wife believe she must only drive an Audi or Saab.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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Partnered Post: Some Tasty Candy Buffet Advice From Temptation Candy

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

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I feel this way many days.almost 7 billion people on the planet and i can only tolerate around 10 at the most

something like that.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

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