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Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for winning arguments by making you feel wrong even when you're right because I'm incredibly manipulative and also much smarter than you.

Except I only allow like 4 people on my newsfeed so I'm unaware of what everyone else is doing without having to delete them which is magical

Oregon Trail was so much fun during computer time in elementary school!

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Isn't that the truth!!!  LOL

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called 'Bitches & Hoes'.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

lmfao. this is fantastic (although I may not have the hugest knockers, but hey)

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

No your just a cunt and a whore

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

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