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A darling hat. A cute dress. Soon to be a drunken mess. Sounds like the kentucky derby?

Curly hair rules!

Curly hair rules!

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Love it!

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which is the bad influence." Friendship quote with funny old ladies.

We shouldn't ...but we shall!

Judging people is awful, but sometimes I just need a night out with my girl to laugh at the crazy things people do.

Free Funny and Witty Ecard: yes-officer-saw-speed-limit-sign-just-didnt-see-you-ecard

LOL

You have to be this big to ride. Is that or 12 inches long. Guess I won't be riding that attraction. Love the humor but my my pride just too a big hit!

oh whiskey...

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

I'm the funniest person I know! =P

Pinterest…the new Black!

i am so hilarious that i do not try to not laugh at my own jokes.

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