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My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns blue. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead! Next time, he'll buy me a diamond!

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this made me laugh bc kenneth and rj was just joking about hiring a stripper for sunday.i said no bc grandma might have a hear attack lol

I'd give you a penny for your thoughts, but I hate overpaying for things.


I don't need an Elf on a Shelf to motivate my kid to behave this time of year. I've got a Belt on a Shelf, and it's motivation the whole year through. This is very true here however we still do the elf just because it's fun and I love CHRISTMAS MAGIC!


Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Done this to so many people lol

So many people w/ the "I'm so over drama" post, but then never say what the drama is. But post basically that they are so over it every few weeks! The drama is you!" But I hide them instead.

gym swinsuit

My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this