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Funny pictures about Never run with scissors. Oh, and cool pics about Never run with scissors. Also, Never run with scissors photos.

5743. Yep now hand it over.

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Funny pictures about Dear Millionaires. Oh, and cool pics about Dear Millionaires. Also, Dear Millionaires.

@Morgan Pendleton why does this remind me of u? :) miss u!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

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26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

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So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

My wife ordered me to repin this. :) Why yes, yes I did.

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

Some days lol

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Blanket -- this is so me...I also like to take a running jump into bed so nothing can grab me from beneath the bed

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Dear Spider,  You win. You can keep the house. I don't want it. And because I can't muster the courage to make you leave, I shall. Good bye,  Gone forever  P.S. Please don't follow me because I don't like you.

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"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!

My life completely

My sister used to call me "fang face." You morning people just need to let me wake up.

Lol, it's happening to me....

That moment when you think to yourself wait.did I already pin this? Because if I don't want to pin it again, but if I didn't then I may never find it again. Should I go ahead and just pin it anyway because I really like it. Is it worth pinning twice?

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