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I teach middle school and if your math teacher doesn't find this funny s/he has stick up her/his rear(probably from a ge-om-e-tree).

I don't want to sound like a badass but... I eject my USB without removing it safely.

I don't want to sound like a badass but...

TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.

The good thing about marriage…

The good thing about marriage…

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Funny:)

This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Most definitely! -----  I may be addicted to pinterest as I feel compelled to keep pinning these great finds. ****************** IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE GOODIES, JUST CLICK ON THE LIKE BUTTON and RE-PIN IT TO ONE OF YOUR BOARDS SHARE THE PINTEREST LOVE! *****************

this is so sad but true. except for one thing. I waste lots more than an hour.

lol i do it.

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

Yep :)

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

OMG, if I only had the nerve to say this to the people in my life who suck all the fun out of every day they enter . . .

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

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