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I teach middle school and if your math teacher doesn't find this funny s/he has stick up her/his rear(probably from a ge-om-e-tree).

Oh! OH OH! Let me !

Some people just need a sympathetic pat. On the head. With a hammer.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Because they can't see you, duh!

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

Yay! Other people do this too.

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Haha!  I wish I had come up with this response when asked this question.  Diet Coke all the way!!!

I drink much soda anymore but if I do it is always Diet Coke. I get pissed if they have diet pepsi.

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

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