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Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to use exclamation points! Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.

YES like seriously, don't shave hairless legs if you want to impress the rest of us shave a bear lol. i wish i had hairless legs to shave.

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

But for those of you who don't know, rednecks are like duck dynasty, white trash are like honey boo boo.

My dear 9 year old who often doesn't like to take the time to eat...(I don't get that either....)

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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