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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: People don't talk about you because they are jealous. They talk about you because your a dumb whore. That does dumb whorey things.

"Never apologize for something that makes you happy. Unless that thing is already married, then you should probably apologize for being a whore."

"Never apologize for something that makes you happy. Unless that thing is already married, then you should probably apologize for being a whore." Yeah Sarah although I do not accept your fake apology cause you're a slut!

Yup I’m an asshole

I thought I was a good person until I started to read all these mean ecards & was like 'that's totally me'. Now I see what an asshole I really am.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

OMG, how true.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.

Damn skippy. Popping pills doesn't fix the problem

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So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

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