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I just stubbed my toe. No, I did not cry like a baby. Babies do not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.

Vegetation is Murder!

I will never eat baby carrots again. Worst thing ever. That was so sudden. they had a pretty good life and the baby carrot got taken from it's mum and dad.<-- baby carrots are acidly real carrots cut up

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A smattering of Chuck Norris jokes. I'd add "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.


I love anatomy jokes! I like to say "it's humerus when you hit your funny bone!

I did everything it said I would and I can't stop laughing :D

That is actually really funny. When I read I did it right away. I tested it a few times to make sure I could then I read on and after I just realized I was ticked then I started laughing and read and then I'm like is this post a mind reader!

The irony of Pinterest

The irony of Pinterest

Its okay, but its not okay.

Being an atheist is okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Shaming religions is not okay. Being homophobic, racist or hateful is not okay. Bullying another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

That unfortunate moment…as in unfortunately happens to me all the time :P

That unfortunate moment…

"That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off of 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.