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I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway!

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

unless of course you text someone while drinking the vodka then you can reread what you sent

Pain makes you stronger. Years make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap. So drink on and be merry!

I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Funny procrastination cat cartoon joke image

I’m Not A Procrastinator. I’m Just Extremely Productive at Unimportant Things.

That's What Friends Are For ~ Good girls are made of sugar and spice. but me and my girls are made of vodka and ice!

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I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

I'll never chase a man, but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power-walk. Jax from sons of anarchy is so HOT

yep.  and that you can't fix crazy.

DWIL's Photo Club

the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person.is bat-shit crazy. SO TRUE

Psycho cookie maker

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

See, I'm just thinking of others.

I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.

Funny Quotes QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Best and Funny Friendship quotes Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

A set of funny friendship quotes to bring smile on your face. Few sayings in these funny friendship quotes are so deep that only true friends can understand

Just kidding is the most common lie :)

Just Kidding. No Really - Just Kidding! I've got another fav! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics

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