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And a shot for my liver! Just for hanging in there like a champ!

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Vino baby

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Bahaha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Ha!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

When you sweat getting dressed & your garments look like they are screaming in pain, it's too late. You look like a snausage.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing.

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