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Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Is it horrible that I cant stop laughing??!!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Demetri Martin... hadn't heard of him til now... dying.

Demetri Martin: One of my all-time favorite comedians<<< I don't know who he is but he sound like a funny guy

Awesome

hahahaha "I am running away because you think I farted when I dident. PS you are mean." 25 Funny Notes Written By Kids All from the mouths of babes. The utterly hilarious mouths of babes.

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see, it's funny, but then the Fortune 500 company had to go and capitalize company and lemonade stand. equally as bad as Comic Sans But it is a really REALLY important lemonade stand. not just ANY lemonade stand.

the previous caption said "LMBO!!!" .... at first I thought it meant Laughing My BADass Off ... then I realized it probably meant Laughing My Butt Off

Thanks, bro…

Hilarious picture of policemen not even guessing that there's a sign in front of them that says cops are hiding and you need to slow down

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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome. Yeah, we're expecting a baby... but it could be a velociraptor. #quote

I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome. Yeah, we're expecting a baby. but it could be a velociraptor.

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