Life-Changing Tip Of The Day, If You Hate Cold Toilet Seats
It's the middle of the night. A cold jolt runs through your body as you sit down to pee. It's probably worth dirtying up a pair of clean socks to prevent that.
The best pun about wind energy, you're welcome
This made me laugh way, way harder than it should. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQg8JKo_3ZQ] (From Around The Internet, but it looks like it’s originally from here)