Genius slipper design where you knit a short "scarf", fold and sew onto your bottom. Garter stitch extra chunky yarn about wide, and however many rows you need, then sew into the 2 layers of the felt bottom.
Idea: This would be the stallion Barn, the pony show case of the property. One entrance would be set up to entertain like this, just relax. Probably the entrance that faces the garden between the barn and the house