Le lapin dans la lune - Non dairy Diary - Dessine moi un oiseau. Okay it's not all in French -but art crosses all language barriers anyway. So you say you aren't an artist, maybe you will find your inner Picasso with this tutorial.
Cover your trampoline springs with pool noodles. I was pinched in springs so often when I was a kid. This is safe and looks awesome. Now I just need a house with a garden to put my pool-noodled trampoline in.