That moment when you don't know whether to cry or laugh...
You know you're a mom, when...
I don't wear makeup, because I'd rather have a guy be shocked, when I put it on, rather than, when I take it off.
My 92-year-old grandpa making a birthday card for my 93-year-old grandma.
Shopping men vs. women.
To be honest, my first thought was: "Please, God, don't let that be from her diaper!"
Why would a dinosaur be a mess in Jesus' (?) story...?
This would drive me insane.