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38 Cool Funny Quotes Life 29

38 Cool Funny Quotes Life 29

a woman laying in a chair with the caption i've put myself in timeout until i can play nice with others, this may take a while

a black and white photo with the words keep rolling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there

Always rolling their eyes at me. Roll on.

a black and white photo with the words i don't like making plans for the day

It's very risky... _ (scheduled via http://www.tailwindapp.com?utm_source=pinterest&utm_medium=twpin&utm_content=post170049809&utm_campaign=scheduler_attribution)

a black and white photo with the words i don't understand you, i don't speak assolan

We speak sarcasm and real talk, not whatever the hell you're saying right now. @rebelcircus

a quote that says i'm seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet now

http://ibeebz.com

a black and white photo with the words, patient what you have when there are too many witnesses

Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.

a black and white photo with the words people tell me that i have a unique way of lighting up a room it's called aaron and those people are called witnesses

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People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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