I introduce you to the Finnish Dragon 'Salmon-Snake'
Learn some Finnish
Indo-European, Indo-European, etc., etc., down the line until - oh, look - Uralic. Finnish, you're fine the way you are. (I am currently teaching my parakeet to say "rakastan sinua" and I am not Finnish!) (Neither is my parakeet.)
Yes, we say "järjestelmä" but we also say SYSTEEMI, wich means quite same.
would be really funny if it wasn’t so relevant.. — Fan submission, thanks brainasasnake!